18, student, Living between Coventry and Liverpool
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me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into

me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

callmekitto:

stop rewarding boys extravagantly for common sense/decency, but also stop condescending to girls who are thrilled when a man behaves as such because they are socialized from the womb to the tomb to expect so. much. worse.

pitrickstump:

at one of the fob shows in australia pete was introducing young volcanoes but as a joke he called it confessions of a chronic masturbator and pATRICK FOUND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE HAD TO TAKE LIKE 10 MINUTES TO STOP LAUGHING AND HE WENT ALL PINK AND IT WAS SO CUTE

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

therebelwithoutavoice:

konnono:

toshio-the-starman:

sadmoviequotes:

“When men cook food, it’s art… but when women cook, it’s their duty.”

- Sridevi as Shashi Godbole in English Vinglish (2012)

oh snap

I saw this movie in English class and it was absolutely BRILLIANT. 10/10 would recommend.

so true

whenever a guy cooks well, everyone says he could be a chef at a five star hotel

when a girl cooks well, everyone comments on how she is a wifey material smh

jessehimself:

killsave:

revolutionary-afrolatino:

Police shoot teenage special-needs girl within 20 seconds of arriving to ‘help’

On June 3rd, 2014, the Serrano family was having difficulty with a young female family member who suffers from a mental illness and depression. Yanira Serrano-Garcia, 18, had apparently gone off of her medication and became agitated and hard to control.

“[Yanira] wanted to be normal. She wanted to stop taking her medication, and I get it. Sometimes when my feet hurt I just want to be normal. I don’t want to take pills. I get her…all we want is justice,” said a friend of Yanira’s during a community march. 

“Sadly, they mistook her for something she didn’t do, and a cop decided to get his gun out when he could have gotten out his taser, his pepper spray,” she said.

“She has special needs and we just want answers,” said Yanira’s brother, Tiny Serrano. “Who are we supposed to call now when we need help when who is supposed to help us is killing our kids?”

I feel like I reblog this kind of stuff every single day… Same story, different names. And police always use the same fucking excuses because they’re trained in how to loophole the law. 

girl with butter knife in public vs. trained police officer

off to uni tomorrow and won’t be back home until chirstmas. Moving from a midland’s city to a little town up North is going to be a whole different experience

insaneontheboeshane:

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so is this a joke or what

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…